Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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