Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
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