i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
