that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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