Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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