Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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