wat bout pragnant strippers??
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
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