that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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