Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
He told me they were just razor bumps!
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
it glows. i had to have it.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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