i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
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A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
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I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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