My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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