No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
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