I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
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Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
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And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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