Buhtt sex?
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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