i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
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Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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