you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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