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life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.

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(612): life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix. http://tfl.nu/ht0i

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i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.

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(914): i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday. http://tfl.nu/f71h

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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.

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(501): He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice. http://tfl.nu/qyuj

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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.

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(724): after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger. http://tfl.nu/1s95

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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in

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(248): So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in http://tfl.nu/mvwo

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masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap

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(904): masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap http://tfl.nu/sdgt

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.

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(215): Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing. http://tfl.nu/grk7

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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.

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(850): I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes. http://tfl.nu/54pv

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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.

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(330): He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville. http://tfl.nu/qtz6

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(615): View more from Tennessee

We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.

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(615): We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers. http://tfl.nu/6a3z

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I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.

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(224): I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring. http://tfl.nu/u70q

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(208): View more from Idaho

My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.

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(208): My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead. http://tfl.nu/asjm

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Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping

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(403): Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping http://tfl.nu/43en

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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.

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(225): I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys. http://tfl.nu/a4f0

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We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.

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(248): We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude. http://tfl.nu/yzil

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