Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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