Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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