so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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