This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
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