I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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