my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
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Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
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