nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I love black thongs
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I use my feet as sexual weapons
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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