is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
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never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
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She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
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