Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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