then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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