real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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