I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
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I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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