either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i wish my penis had a tongue
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
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My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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