whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
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Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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