theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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