I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
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I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
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Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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