so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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