Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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