I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
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I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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