I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
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Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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