My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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