Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I don't deserve a penis
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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