It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
Randomize
