Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
The best revenge is premature balding
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
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I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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