Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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