I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
cat food counts as protein by the way
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so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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