Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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