Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
