Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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