Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
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He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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