I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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