he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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