So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
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Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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