people are starting to question the shark bite story
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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