I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
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