im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
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Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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