After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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