Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I think my moral compass just broke
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