so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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